Valentines Day Contest

The Biggest Jerk Story for Valentine's Day

Where do I begin? The story unfolds and you would expect Rod Serling to chime in saying something about the twilight zone…

It started back around Sept 2006. I had a Myspace page up and I certainly was getting my share of female attention. In fact I was out of a 4 year relationship and was liking the ego stroking from so much mail. I added a woman named LeiAnne to my friends list. Her piercing eyes and her overall beauty certainly captured my attention. Over the next few weeks we corresponded and kind of grew into friends. Her familiar picture popping up daily in my Myspace inbox.

Second Prize Story

Typically, when I get a “wink” with no photo attached, I ignore it. The box that says “Ask me for my photo” should conclude with “if you dare.” I liked the screen name, though “MirandaAndHerDog” so I looked at her profile. Sounded sweet, called herself pretty, slim, blond/blue. Said “Must love dogs” and I do. In fact, I’m the creator of a website for elderly, disabled, and special needs dogs called “HandicappedPets.com.” Figured that should be worth a few points.

… so I dared and clicked “Ask me for my photo.”